2 Weekends and Lots of Films

After the "There Will Be Blood", you only want to see "Apocalypto" - even more brutality, so then we chilled with "Citizen Kane" and I discovered where the White Stripes lyrics for "The Union Forever" come from.. arrhh! suck an idiot, never to have known this! "Stranger than Fiction" and some oher Will Farell Bush show are deadly hilarious..

I'm having a girlfriend over and talk about old stories, new stories, traveling and jobs, thn we take a walk to this brilliant coffeshop = the one you buy coffee from!! I've seen a new small espresso machine, just looks genius and spreads out espresso.. I've been trying to find some pictures, but I guess it's not that famous.. oh well, maybe in few years..

Next day we're getting sailorboy's family over - they get convinced about the I've-had-too-much-to-eat power of .ro food, we enjoy our talks and brother G. getting crazy on A'dam Klezmer Band, so we're careful about bringing Balkan Beat Box on the stereo..

After more monopolistic stories with IT-guru and his Dr.FeelGood girlfriend, we come to the horse-penis medical instrument story and other anal consultations - just disgusting enough to put on a table during/after dinner. Ask me on private and if I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you all about it ;)

Remember how much I like the circular stories? It comes back to Balkan Beat Box which the RacecarSultan has put as background on his and Sailorboy's Dakar film - looking good! and after beer, wine and the more traditional vishinata and palinca we start grooving on the beats.. next morning all we can do is chill with orange juice and good coffee.

Mahler la Concertgebouw

Mooaaaahhh!!! Cat de frumoooosss!! Intotdeauna trec prin fatza pe la Concertgebouw. E la Museumplein o cladire asa frumoasa si mereu m-am intrebat ce concerte-s acolo.. am auzit ca-s clasice. Da mai mult nu stiu. M-am intanit cu un coleg acolo, un fost coleg. Iar el nu stia unde putem merge si zice – ia! Hai la un concert, ai kef?! Da, normal.. da la ce?! Zice la Mahler si Schoenberg. Daca am kef. Normaaal! Foarte tare! Da cine-s astia?! Ah! Ah! Ah! A tot oftat el si mi-a explicat. Probabil ca mai avea putin si ma facea inculta, dar eu sunt doar mai nepriceputa.. si solista era o japoneza, genial! M-am exicitat la inceput, m-am minunat de toate sunetele posibile din instrumentele alea, parca erai in padure, am ras un pic cand a uitat un domn cu mana in ghips sa-i intoarca foile solistei, iar doamna solista si-a intors foile de la partitura singura.. dupa care era sa adorm, cu oboseala acumulata, o cina pe cinste si niste beri. Dar m-am abtinut foarte tare, m-am tot foit si am asteptat cuminte pauza. I-am multumit politicos, este foarte frumos, dar tre sa fii odihnit rau ca sa rezisti.. sau sa fi crescut cu asta. Eu daca nu dau din fund, ma ia somnu.. nu e disco !
Da va zic data viitoare cand am multi bani, kef si ma voi simti excellent (+intelectuala).

My mamma told me I’m special

I need to experiment some dark world – Paradiso should be the place. With Tricky on stage! This means I need to move! He’s playing tonight.

So what do you do when you need something or you’re bored? (Piu, besides getting a man? Yeah, you surf the internet!) especially – Facebook. The place you can find everything on. So let me just move my mousy mouse around my desk and get to the virtual place where everything’s possible – even to get a last-minute ticket.

I need to see this guy in front of a cinema.. I’m fuc*ing asking like 7 people where the cinema can be and no one knows. You bastards downloader’s! You cheap weak computer addicts! Go out more often, you couch potatoes. I just came to this city, what’s your excuse?! Well, anyhow, I get this Moroccan to show me the way and finally I meet this tall Dutch guy who just broke up with his girlfriend, so he’s going to sell one ticket and just figure it out if he can sell the other one, ‘cause any Tricky playing is going to remind him of his ex and he’s going to feel even more miserable, so just forget about it!

Why do I care so much, I’m just going to get my ticket. But then I don’t have change, he doesn’t have change.. I go again in search for yet another idiot to take me to a shop or open whatever. I need some change!! I end up in this bar where just to make me even more uncomfortable, the bar tender says he’s not going to give me change unless I buy something. Just give me a diet Coke, you asocial cheap frustrated fag bag! One Coke later and some more change in my pocket, I was finally able to buy the stupid ticket!!

And there I was! No, not in the crowd, I was just on the couch, drinking and talking to the other Oana, with no purpose whatsoever. I just thought – well, let me be fashionably late. Well, our talks were far too important and deciding the future of the world, ourselves and the others, so let it be filter to the world’s plans – we have the good ones!

Some drinks and stuff later, I realized I’m walking in on Tricky in a packed up Crowd at the Paradiso. Before taking another sound in my ears, let it be drinks! And then it all comes – the atmosphere is so so there!! All people – one body, one mass of melted personalities and hot bodies in the erotic blue night. I mean it’s so blinding black all around and then the blue spotlights warm up the stage is a kinky and nipple-arising way. The voice of Tricky can overcome evil. Or good. Such a porn superstar! He sounds like lust with a name.

I’m so warmed up by the light and the sound and I try to see more in the sweating squeezed crowd – they’re all so tall!! When I find the perfect spot.. but this woman, this woman in front of me – she thinks she’s at some metal concert. She shakes her head so badly I can swear she’s on xtc.. and she has these most erotic moves! But then again – that hair.. the blond sleazy hair!! She must have wanted to be special about it – not wash it for a week. Or 2! Rubbing it against my shoulders – I need to get a shower! And You Need to take a shower! Dirty bitch! And then I remember so many wrong concerts with so many stupid people and I think – at least she’s enjoying it so much, so let it be!

And Tricky’s moving the floor, people are lost in the darkness and sound – good sweet sound! And Tricky yells: My mamma told me I’m special!!!

De ce nu prind nici un jazz fest

Pentru ca beau prea mult.. pentru ca iar m-am distrat peste masura si pentru ca iar m-am trezit tarziu si pentru ca e asa de greu ca dupa o nopte de baute si de dans si de performance sa te trezesti de dimineata. De data asta la jazz fest chiar canta Jasper si mi-a parut rau :( dar voi puteti sa-l ascultati oricand. Si daca vrea careva sa organizeze un concert in Romania, sunteti invitati!!

Massive

Mergem la Amsterdam Centraal, dames en heren, jongens en meisjes, ne luam lekker patat si o pornim spre Westerpark, la Massive.

Massive nu mai e massive :(

Am vazut Massive la Szighet si mi s-a parut megamarfa – cea mai tare chestie pe care am vazut-o.. si acum – mda, si acum au fost fix la fel.. inca si elecronica din spate o aveau la fel.. numai ca am mai evoluat eu si i-am lasat mai in urma..

Sa nu uitam, Goldfrapp - dupe care am plans eu ca nu-i vad si ca cum ratez - au fost varza, nu ca nu ne-au spart, da mai avem putin si adormim, frate!! Nu egzista asa ceva.. ca sa nu vorbim ca caprioara mea de acasa arata mai bine decat cerbu cu bufnitele si cu ciorile lor impaiate in curu meu, cata mai kitschu!

E da daca Massive si Goldfrapp nu ne-au spart, muzica tehno din tren ne cam sparge! Sa trazira neste tzarani – n-ai cu cine, dom’le, n-ai cu cine!! Sa puna muzica la mobil. Frate da un techno d-ala obosit de pe vremea lu bunica.. sa va moara familiile cu muzica voastra de kkt!! Vai daca nu ne-am enervat.. ma tot intreb de ce nu ne-am mutat.. si trenul mergea..