Blij inseamna fericit. Leven inseamna viata. Pe notarul me uil cheama Viata-Fericita. Pai cred si eu!! Omu ala traieste in ditamai vila. Se preocupa sa cante bine la pian. Cat mai armonios. Invita la oserata cu sampanie o cantareata de opera pe care el o acompaniaza la pian. Si intre timp mai citeste niste acte pentru vanzare-cumparare case si alte testamente.
Ajung la domnul notar. Sta in centrul centrului. Apar eu prima. Raman cu gura cascata la design-ul francez de mare gust din sala de oaspeti/asteptare. Mai vine si fata de la care cumpar apartamentul. Mai vorbim noi ce mai vorbim, apar si agentii imobiliari si domnul notar. Ne invita la o cafea, se duce sa o aduca, iar noi ramanem intr-o camera cat toata casa ce o voi cumpara. V-am zis ca nici macar n-am balcon?! Domnul Viata-Fericita are ditamai gradina.. se uita afara primul agent si-i zice celuilalt – ia uite, frate, nu se vede capatu la gradina!! Cat de dubios!! Cine are 2 metri patrati de gradina in centru, poate sa se considere norocos. Banuiesc ca asta e diferenta dintre noroc si o intreaga viata fericita…
Domnul Viata-Fericita ne zambeste, ne citeste, face glume si la sfarsit incaseaza 1,500 de euro pe gen 40minute. Fantastic!! Pe mine de ce nu ma cheama Viata-Fericita?!
Posts tonen met het label happy. Alle posts tonen
Posts tonen met het label happy. Alle posts tonen
maandag 17 augustus 2009
dinsdag 11 augustus 2009
Bad news, good news and partying all the way
It seems there’s not much to do at work if you haven’t booked holidays to some mountain resort. So all left to do is party every day. I meet up with my colleagues at 5 after work and we’ll have some more drinks. Drinks, more drinks, at some point it becomes tiresome to hold another glass of beer. But we’ll party on!
My lovely sailorboy just decided to go to Australia for a change. I decided you can only compensate bad news with good news, so I made up my mind to buy a house, a lovely one. This calls for more drinks, I suppose. We had nothing better to do anyhow, so carry on!
My lovely sailorboy just decided to go to Australia for a change. I decided you can only compensate bad news with good news, so I made up my mind to buy a house, a lovely one. This calls for more drinks, I suppose. We had nothing better to do anyhow, so carry on!
Beauté of the soul
Et si l’angoisse, l’anxiété, les tensions accéléraient le vieillissement de la peau ? Issus de la même cellule embryonnaire, la peau et le cerveau restent en contact toute la vie. Et ce qui crispe ou déprime l’un, crispe ou déprime apparemment l’autre… « Apres une opération, je me souviens que les patientes les plus angoisses cicatrisaient moins bien » explique le Dr Oliver Courtin, ex-chirurgien, créateur de My Blend. « On sait aujourd’hui qu’un stress aigu, du a un examen par exemple, provoque des réactions inflammatoires proches de celles induites par le soleil, ajoute le Dr Maes, directeur de la recherche et du développement Estée Lauder. Pire encore, le stress prolonge, lors d’un deuil ou d’une situation familiale difficile, désactive le système immunitaire de la peau et la fait vieillir plus vite. » [quote from Vogue Paris, Aout, no 889, Beauté, p. 138]
This is it. This is what women are exposed to, that’s why you should all use the Hydra Zen Neurocalm from Lancome. That’s why you should not think! Stop thinking of your worries, stop being stressed, start feeling joy with me NOW!!
After long women talks with Oana about life and happiness, I go down to my room. We’re still under a deep impression of what’s happening to us, what’s up with this world and what makes you happy. What makes some people happy and in particular – what makes us happy. And we have a drink to happiness. But so I leave to my room. I clean up and arrange my clothes neatly. I take a closer look at the inner side of my jacket. Is this some kind of a joke?! Do you all girls have messages on the inner part of your clothes??
On mine it says: You Make Your Own Happiness!
And I do!
This is it. This is what women are exposed to, that’s why you should all use the Hydra Zen Neurocalm from Lancome. That’s why you should not think! Stop thinking of your worries, stop being stressed, start feeling joy with me NOW!!
After long women talks with Oana about life and happiness, I go down to my room. We’re still under a deep impression of what’s happening to us, what’s up with this world and what makes you happy. What makes some people happy and in particular – what makes us happy. And we have a drink to happiness. But so I leave to my room. I clean up and arrange my clothes neatly. I take a closer look at the inner side of my jacket. Is this some kind of a joke?! Do you all girls have messages on the inner part of your clothes??
On mine it says: You Make Your Own Happiness!
And I do!
woensdag 20 augustus 2008
100 Oana sentences on Oana and why Oana is Happy Happy Joy Joy on the 8th of the 8th of 2000 and 8.
1. Oana usually sees the sky bluer than it really is and sometimes likes to daydream when she looks at it.
2. Oana likes to read in the metro, but most of all in the train.
3. Oana thought: she wants a silent place where she can turn up the music.
4. Oana doesn’t know how the future looks like, but she’s sure that it’s more beautiful than last night, every day.
5. Oana cannot stand the Buchi crowd in the bus, when people smell like sweat and especially in the summer when the stink intensifies.
6. Oana hates the rain when she needs to go to work next to the sidewalk loaded with park cars, on the tram line, in Pipera, Bucharest and the mud gets to her knees, then she spends 15 minutes in the toilet to clean her boots up.
7. Oana always jumped over the railways so that she can tour the Herastrau Park around.
8. Oana has been taken to a world of magic when watching a theatre play at the National Theatre in Buchi.
9. Oana has said to herself “esti un tzaran idiot speriat ca-ti pierzi functia pe care-ai ajuns aiurea ca esti un dobitoc infect” when being told that she’s getting an ok evaluation after one year of extraordinary work put up by December 2007.
10. Oana thought she doesn’t like to work with people who don’t appreciate values and who are scatological snakes.
11. Oana is hesitating when asked to think of most wonderful thing that happened in her life.
12. Oana lets go when she’s in love, even though she knows what the consequences might be.
13. Oana doesn’t actually think much.
14. Oana just grabbed the phone and asked The Hague University if she can join the MBA programme, even if it was passed the deadline.
15. Oana covers herself sometimes when she feels the sun is burning her skin and always puts loads of cream on her face.
16. Oana couldn’t care less about the starving people in Africa; she’d rather do something about it and maybe adopt a child once.
17. Oana is observing the ants and the tree bark and the grass and the little flowers in the wind and the rocks and the small hills in the distance and the wind in her hair when going in the countryside at Cerna and taking a trip in the surrounding area.
18. Oana screams at people who make her mad, even in the office.
19. Oana never gets mad, but the exception gets her the nickname Red Thunder.
20. Oana understands why Roderick thinks she wants to convince herself that she’s a passionate person when she’s saying so many times that she’s a passionate person, but on the other hand she just thinks she is.
21. Oana has had the Stockholm syndrome once or twice.
22. Oana thinks the worst nightmare of your life is to see your best friend with a cut wrist and not to know if you’re closer to a nightmare or reality or that her friend is closer to life or to death.
23. Oana still loves the men she loved in her life, like a sister.
24. Oana drank too much beer at Motoare terrace and even learned the menu like a thorough bartender.
25. Oana dances till she drops to prove that she’s still the Dancing Queen.
26. Oana understood life’s not only about burying yourself in books and that her spirit is free, her imagination wild and artistic side strong when she went to Chisinau, Moldova for the first time.
27. Oana believes in God and music, cause they’re both saviours, but then she sometimes thinks God put music on Earth.
28. Oana thinks Mada is being funny when they’re getting into conversations about God and priests – but then again, who’s not?!
29. Oana admits that there more geniuses in the world, but one she’d have a statue for is William Shakespeare.
30. Oana cried several times because she thought she was no one when thinking what Alexander the Great had done by the time he was 17.
31. Oana got accepted by The Hague University and decided to quickly move to the Netherlands.
32. Oana was enjoying her job and especially the disgustingly crazy people she used to surround herself with, but needed to say goodbye.
33. Oana is absolutely sure she really doesn’t want to go to Montjuic in Barcelona after seeing the Picasso Museum over there and singing her song not to hear annoying Nadia.
34. Oana is Oana.
35. Oana reckons she’s never going to grow up.
36. Oana is glad her parents took her around Europe and she feels blessed with her lovely family.
37. Oana’s favourite relative is Stefan, next to mom and dad, but then there’s also Mioara and Monica and the grandparents, Teta Marica and Sofica and then she comes back to the previous point.
38. Oana found a warm helpful first friend in Franc when she moved to the Netherlands and she was indeed moved.
39. Oana always walks bear footed around and about unless some warm and carrying person would need to say her feet will get rough or she’ll catch a cold.
40. Oana doesn’t need to know about the Romanian politics, unless it involves certain funny characters.
41. Oana has already visited more museums in the Netherlands than the average Dutch.
42. Oana could find uses for most of the things people throw away, but she thinks her mother will laugh about it if she starts using some of that stuff.
43. Oana has had the strangest feeling of being a spirit and flying around The Hague when she first moved here, as she recognized all places, she was there, but she was not – and also found out that this happens to most of the people who move to different countries or places.
44. Oana also had dreams about all her friends and relatives when she moved to the Netherlands – and they kept on and on for a couple of weeks.
45. Oana smiles when a man says he’s sorry ‘cause most of the time she can understand men better than women.
46. Oana ist ein Morgenmuffel.
47. Oana will be an archaeologist and a theatre director when she’ll be old.
48. Oana can’t wait for the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam to be open again in 2012.
49. Oana still doesn’t understand why homosexuals still aren’t accepted in Romania, cause hiding is tough for most of them.
50. Oana is sorry she cannot be close to her team – forever Steaua Bucharest – but is going to take comfort on becoming an Ajax fan.
51. Oana has gone through hell and back with the university classes, exams, projects, business plans, but is proud she made it through the first semester.
52. Oana has seen The Good, The Bad and The Ugly so many times and in enough languages as to know that “quando si spara si spara, non si parla”.
53. Oana is een levensgenieter.
54. Oana was going to too many interviews and not getting any positive response that she got depressed.
55. Oana was most of the time remembering her happy friend Lia who always smiled about impossible situations – we’re good girls, we’re always managing.
56. Oana always promises she’s never having any drink again when she’s having a massive hangover.
57. Oana got called by a recruiter telling her they have a job for her and she jumped around the living room for so much joy.
58. Oana was seriously told by Helen her motto is “live now, sleep later” and she kind of agrees with Helen.
59. Oana guesses what most of her friends think about most of the things, but she insists on having her time of stupid jokes, unnecessary teasing and maybe a drop of aggressively annoying them, just to enjoy their reaction.
60. Oana sometimes misses all the swearing done in Buchi and wishes for one time to hear a Dutch man using “pula mea” when speaking.
61. Oana is sometimes having troubles when she sees all the nice people around her and all those persons not getting angry about anything, but the train that is 2 minutes late.
62. Oana was called by Anne Marie for a different job and her ego was tickled.
63. Oana got to the conclusion that Dutch is a useless language and you can always get by with English, but she’s too much in love with it to give us learning it.
64.Oana is reading “Komt een vrouw bij de dokter” and thinks she is not all that wrong about monogamous relationships.
65. Oana is a sucker for films and fancies about using certain lines, like “hasta la vista, baby”.
66. Oana is relaxed in the evenings and feels like smiling most of the times.
67. Oana is planning ahead and if things go well, she smiles again and if they don’t, she thinks of a better solution to it.
68. Oana is afraid of water and really wants to take swimming classes with all this water around in Holland.
69. Oana likes The Hague, though she heard different opinions and she’s happy she has Lydie to always take her out to a new place.
70. Oana appreciates her new friends in the Netherlands and even more, as they aren’t that much.
71. Oana bets her life on it that with some friends will stay friends forever, but then again – it happened before for her to be wrong.
72. Oana believes in coincidences, signs, horoscopes and other stupid things until she decides she’s being so stupid about it, even then she trusts she has a soulmate in this world.
73. Oana really smiles too much, but that’s because she’s such a positive person.
74. Oana got a better offer from Atradius and a permanent contract, so she’ll be moving to Amsterdam.
75. Oana would like to know how her family will go on after she won’t be on with them any more, if she ever manages to have a family.
76. Oana would like to smoke weed with her grandfather on her mother side one day, as she knows he wants that.
77. Oana had more mental troubles but decided to treat herself rather than share those with a stranger and get less than expected.
78. Oana is discovering she cannot remember stuff she used to do so well, but her mind is full with other things now.
79. Oana is a cat-person.
80. Oana was crazy about going to the South American Institute to see films in Spanish most of the times with Gigi and sometimes with Aida and have good girl talks afterwards.
81. Oana gets pissed when she knows a person is lying and the person is still not admitting that.
82. Oana is really considering writing a book about her life, but then even thinks if this is wise, because her mother is already advising her not to tell every one what’s going on with her life in public places as the blog.
83. Oana knows her mother is always right.
84. Oana likes most to sleep wearing just perfume and people who say her skin is so soft.
85. Oana is not always ready to hug good friends, even if it’s Geamy.
86. Oana loves the Dutch light and the huge sky due to the flat land and there are so many things she loves about the Netherlands that she’s not even going to begin about it.
87. Oana’s favourite city must be Paris and she also finds London amazing, but Amsterdam should be just brilliant as well and sure has more travelling to do.
88. Oana would much rather spend a night in a bar than a day in the park and would also rather live an intense short life than a long boring one, no connection whatsoever.
89. Oana just needs to have a preoccupation, as her energy is much too much for one body.
90. Oana was suspected few times of being a nympho, but she insists she’s not.
91. Oana adores the French “oui, oui, oui!”
92. Oana repairs her own jewels if something happens with them.
93. Oana cares about a great deal of stuff and would never make her friends feel uncomfortable, still she couldn’t give a fuck of people who are judgemental about her.
94. Oana flirts sometimes.
95. Oana raises her left eyebrow with more meanings than man can think of and imitaiting her is only an illusion.
96. Oana fancies simple things.
97. Oana can ride a bike and most probably can also do that while smoking a joint, as Roli would rather see her doing in Amsterdam, but doesn’t really sees a bicycle as a mean of transportation.
98. Oana’s life is a bit complicated, but she can most of the time sort it out.
99. Oana got together with the other Oana and they found themselves a nice apartment which they wanted to rent, so the owner got convinced by them and said ok.
100. Oana got her life back and she is happy happy joy joy!!
2. Oana likes to read in the metro, but most of all in the train.
3. Oana thought: she wants a silent place where she can turn up the music.
4. Oana doesn’t know how the future looks like, but she’s sure that it’s more beautiful than last night, every day.
5. Oana cannot stand the Buchi crowd in the bus, when people smell like sweat and especially in the summer when the stink intensifies.
6. Oana hates the rain when she needs to go to work next to the sidewalk loaded with park cars, on the tram line, in Pipera, Bucharest and the mud gets to her knees, then she spends 15 minutes in the toilet to clean her boots up.
7. Oana always jumped over the railways so that she can tour the Herastrau Park around.
8. Oana has been taken to a world of magic when watching a theatre play at the National Theatre in Buchi.
9. Oana has said to herself “esti un tzaran idiot speriat ca-ti pierzi functia pe care-ai ajuns aiurea ca esti un dobitoc infect” when being told that she’s getting an ok evaluation after one year of extraordinary work put up by December 2007.
10. Oana thought she doesn’t like to work with people who don’t appreciate values and who are scatological snakes.
11. Oana is hesitating when asked to think of most wonderful thing that happened in her life.
12. Oana lets go when she’s in love, even though she knows what the consequences might be.
13. Oana doesn’t actually think much.
14. Oana just grabbed the phone and asked The Hague University if she can join the MBA programme, even if it was passed the deadline.
15. Oana covers herself sometimes when she feels the sun is burning her skin and always puts loads of cream on her face.
16. Oana couldn’t care less about the starving people in Africa; she’d rather do something about it and maybe adopt a child once.
17. Oana is observing the ants and the tree bark and the grass and the little flowers in the wind and the rocks and the small hills in the distance and the wind in her hair when going in the countryside at Cerna and taking a trip in the surrounding area.
18. Oana screams at people who make her mad, even in the office.
19. Oana never gets mad, but the exception gets her the nickname Red Thunder.
20. Oana understands why Roderick thinks she wants to convince herself that she’s a passionate person when she’s saying so many times that she’s a passionate person, but on the other hand she just thinks she is.
21. Oana has had the Stockholm syndrome once or twice.
22. Oana thinks the worst nightmare of your life is to see your best friend with a cut wrist and not to know if you’re closer to a nightmare or reality or that her friend is closer to life or to death.
23. Oana still loves the men she loved in her life, like a sister.
24. Oana drank too much beer at Motoare terrace and even learned the menu like a thorough bartender.
25. Oana dances till she drops to prove that she’s still the Dancing Queen.
26. Oana understood life’s not only about burying yourself in books and that her spirit is free, her imagination wild and artistic side strong when she went to Chisinau, Moldova for the first time.
27. Oana believes in God and music, cause they’re both saviours, but then she sometimes thinks God put music on Earth.
28. Oana thinks Mada is being funny when they’re getting into conversations about God and priests – but then again, who’s not?!
29. Oana admits that there more geniuses in the world, but one she’d have a statue for is William Shakespeare.
30. Oana cried several times because she thought she was no one when thinking what Alexander the Great had done by the time he was 17.
31. Oana got accepted by The Hague University and decided to quickly move to the Netherlands.
32. Oana was enjoying her job and especially the disgustingly crazy people she used to surround herself with, but needed to say goodbye.
33. Oana is absolutely sure she really doesn’t want to go to Montjuic in Barcelona after seeing the Picasso Museum over there and singing her song not to hear annoying Nadia.
34. Oana is Oana.
35. Oana reckons she’s never going to grow up.
36. Oana is glad her parents took her around Europe and she feels blessed with her lovely family.
37. Oana’s favourite relative is Stefan, next to mom and dad, but then there’s also Mioara and Monica and the grandparents, Teta Marica and Sofica and then she comes back to the previous point.
38. Oana found a warm helpful first friend in Franc when she moved to the Netherlands and she was indeed moved.
39. Oana always walks bear footed around and about unless some warm and carrying person would need to say her feet will get rough or she’ll catch a cold.
40. Oana doesn’t need to know about the Romanian politics, unless it involves certain funny characters.
41. Oana has already visited more museums in the Netherlands than the average Dutch.
42. Oana could find uses for most of the things people throw away, but she thinks her mother will laugh about it if she starts using some of that stuff.
43. Oana has had the strangest feeling of being a spirit and flying around The Hague when she first moved here, as she recognized all places, she was there, but she was not – and also found out that this happens to most of the people who move to different countries or places.
44. Oana also had dreams about all her friends and relatives when she moved to the Netherlands – and they kept on and on for a couple of weeks.
45. Oana smiles when a man says he’s sorry ‘cause most of the time she can understand men better than women.
46. Oana ist ein Morgenmuffel.
47. Oana will be an archaeologist and a theatre director when she’ll be old.
48. Oana can’t wait for the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam to be open again in 2012.
49. Oana still doesn’t understand why homosexuals still aren’t accepted in Romania, cause hiding is tough for most of them.
50. Oana is sorry she cannot be close to her team – forever Steaua Bucharest – but is going to take comfort on becoming an Ajax fan.
51. Oana has gone through hell and back with the university classes, exams, projects, business plans, but is proud she made it through the first semester.
52. Oana has seen The Good, The Bad and The Ugly so many times and in enough languages as to know that “quando si spara si spara, non si parla”.
53. Oana is een levensgenieter.
54. Oana was going to too many interviews and not getting any positive response that she got depressed.
55. Oana was most of the time remembering her happy friend Lia who always smiled about impossible situations – we’re good girls, we’re always managing.
56. Oana always promises she’s never having any drink again when she’s having a massive hangover.
57. Oana got called by a recruiter telling her they have a job for her and she jumped around the living room for so much joy.
58. Oana was seriously told by Helen her motto is “live now, sleep later” and she kind of agrees with Helen.
59. Oana guesses what most of her friends think about most of the things, but she insists on having her time of stupid jokes, unnecessary teasing and maybe a drop of aggressively annoying them, just to enjoy their reaction.
60. Oana sometimes misses all the swearing done in Buchi and wishes for one time to hear a Dutch man using “pula mea” when speaking.
61. Oana is sometimes having troubles when she sees all the nice people around her and all those persons not getting angry about anything, but the train that is 2 minutes late.
62. Oana was called by Anne Marie for a different job and her ego was tickled.
63. Oana got to the conclusion that Dutch is a useless language and you can always get by with English, but she’s too much in love with it to give us learning it.
64.Oana is reading “Komt een vrouw bij de dokter” and thinks she is not all that wrong about monogamous relationships.
65. Oana is a sucker for films and fancies about using certain lines, like “hasta la vista, baby”.
66. Oana is relaxed in the evenings and feels like smiling most of the times.
67. Oana is planning ahead and if things go well, she smiles again and if they don’t, she thinks of a better solution to it.
68. Oana is afraid of water and really wants to take swimming classes with all this water around in Holland.
69. Oana likes The Hague, though she heard different opinions and she’s happy she has Lydie to always take her out to a new place.
70. Oana appreciates her new friends in the Netherlands and even more, as they aren’t that much.
71. Oana bets her life on it that with some friends will stay friends forever, but then again – it happened before for her to be wrong.
72. Oana believes in coincidences, signs, horoscopes and other stupid things until she decides she’s being so stupid about it, even then she trusts she has a soulmate in this world.
73. Oana really smiles too much, but that’s because she’s such a positive person.
74. Oana got a better offer from Atradius and a permanent contract, so she’ll be moving to Amsterdam.
75. Oana would like to know how her family will go on after she won’t be on with them any more, if she ever manages to have a family.
76. Oana would like to smoke weed with her grandfather on her mother side one day, as she knows he wants that.
77. Oana had more mental troubles but decided to treat herself rather than share those with a stranger and get less than expected.
78. Oana is discovering she cannot remember stuff she used to do so well, but her mind is full with other things now.
79. Oana is a cat-person.
80. Oana was crazy about going to the South American Institute to see films in Spanish most of the times with Gigi and sometimes with Aida and have good girl talks afterwards.
81. Oana gets pissed when she knows a person is lying and the person is still not admitting that.
82. Oana is really considering writing a book about her life, but then even thinks if this is wise, because her mother is already advising her not to tell every one what’s going on with her life in public places as the blog.
83. Oana knows her mother is always right.
84. Oana likes most to sleep wearing just perfume and people who say her skin is so soft.
85. Oana is not always ready to hug good friends, even if it’s Geamy.
86. Oana loves the Dutch light and the huge sky due to the flat land and there are so many things she loves about the Netherlands that she’s not even going to begin about it.
87. Oana’s favourite city must be Paris and she also finds London amazing, but Amsterdam should be just brilliant as well and sure has more travelling to do.
88. Oana would much rather spend a night in a bar than a day in the park and would also rather live an intense short life than a long boring one, no connection whatsoever.
89. Oana just needs to have a preoccupation, as her energy is much too much for one body.
90. Oana was suspected few times of being a nympho, but she insists she’s not.
91. Oana adores the French “oui, oui, oui!”
92. Oana repairs her own jewels if something happens with them.
93. Oana cares about a great deal of stuff and would never make her friends feel uncomfortable, still she couldn’t give a fuck of people who are judgemental about her.
94. Oana flirts sometimes.
95. Oana raises her left eyebrow with more meanings than man can think of and imitaiting her is only an illusion.
96. Oana fancies simple things.
97. Oana can ride a bike and most probably can also do that while smoking a joint, as Roli would rather see her doing in Amsterdam, but doesn’t really sees a bicycle as a mean of transportation.
98. Oana’s life is a bit complicated, but she can most of the time sort it out.
99. Oana got together with the other Oana and they found themselves a nice apartment which they wanted to rent, so the owner got convinced by them and said ok.
100. Oana got her life back and she is happy happy joy joy!!
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