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maandag 24 augustus 2009

My Friends are in Da House

Oh well, some they leave, some they come. The house is getting bigger. Gigi’s in the house on Friday. The history of her luggage made it around the world. That is – on her flight from Bucharest to Amsterdam, Gigi had a stop in Paris. The flight company just messed around with it. The luggage travelled to some other city or place around the world, while she was waiting at the gates.. Not only her family in Romania found about it, but her colleagues in the Netherlands, friends in Kuwait, colleagues of her from Eastern Europe, Egypt, Germany and even the sailorboy in Australia. Every one was asking every day if she recovered any panties or make up or something…

So I finally pick her up at the Spui. She has a big smile on her face and she’s dragging a big luggage. Oh, then let the celebration begin!! We have a girl’s talk night, catching up on half of our lives and looking forward to more talks ;) Next day, Piu is in da house! She’s coming from Belgium and looking confused to where’s da house and Gigi proves her sense of orientation, direction and other true manly senses while wearing make-up. Oh make us proud! Walked around the city a bit, did some shopping, pretty good girl fun, again!

So then it’s got to be girl’s talk and girl’s night all the way. We celebrate a housefly Valentine’s day with no men even calling. That should be a first…we attempted a normal Saturday, so poured some Yellow Tale in our glasses, listened to Costash’s trance mix and retired late tired from all that chatting.
We spend some good days doing almost nothing. From time to time, I need to go write a project or just do something for the uni and we’re also up to breaking Lia’s record on facebook on some country-language-flag-city-recognition competition. It’s weird how catch the damn game is! Piu eventually gets back to Belgium, enough girl time and days off for her. Me and Gigi hit the Ethiopian resto for some meal in a pancake. Lekker! This also ends the series of girl’s nights out and files it to classics.

Alex is in da house. Well, we always said we’re going to see each other. One day. One fine nice day in Amsterdam or in Buchi. The day has come. And he booked a long weekend. So the last night Gigi’s in and the first night Alex’s in, we’re in the pizza and drinks mood. We have opinions on everything – politics, drugs, partying, social care, real estate, friends and we spice it up with some gossip time. That’s right!

Back to the streets, we take a long walk around the city; it’s a cold sunny day, just perfect for surfing around the city. Beautiful day, Vondelpark looks shiny, I get to have a look at some bed shops, nothing fancy comes along. I spot some shop on the internet, we’ll need to go somewhere south, I suppose. We were almost lost, til we see the greatest Heineken logo ever.
It must be the Heineken museum. Troubled by nothing else better to do, we step in. We travel on the brewery line, back to the old process; we drink some shitty hot product before them putting alcohol in it and get to pretend we’re happily brewing as well. The big old machines look brace shiny. Alex gets bored waiting in the line to be made a beer and skips to tasting it.

I get a feel for people cropping me, getting me into a big shaker, putting water on me, leaving me there to get done, getting me through other processes and then throwing me into bottles, aligning the bottles in crates and then bringing me to a beach to make people happy. I was truly made a beer! Brilliant!! We’re then getting a training on how to taste the beer, I get to help with skimming – hey, lady, why do you ask me help with the skimming, do I look Romanian or something?! Damn bitch! Oh, no, I enjoyed doing it for beer, actually. Went on with the show, sang along Tulpen uit Aaaamsterdaaamm!! Took some other pictures and decided at our second beer, an xtra cold one, that this is the best museum ever. Alex was wondering if they give you a hoe at the sex museum to have a try on. No, they don’t. So we tried to develop the concept of give-aways at museums..

We chill home til we need to get to this party. Nadia’s getting us organized for ‘80’s verantwoordelijk at Hotel Arena. We kind of get it wrong and after asking several people, we finally get there. Nadia’s train gets on hold for 30 minutes. By the time she gets there, we’re sipping on our 2nd beer. I’m quite tired and feel like fainting a couple of times, but we keep it going. The music’s kind’a weird, definitely not my type, but the party’s fun. We meet some other colleagues and dance together, after 3 hours Alex discovers we’re in what used to be a church. Good one! I’m about to collapse, so we go home. Nadia’s sleeping over, we move Alex to his own airbed. This time, no significant deflation.
I can actually get some sleep, but not really, ‘cause we also wake up for breakfast and country discussions. Alex proudly comes up with a presentation on why no one could live without Romania. Nadia pulls up some fantastic presentation on Peru that she simply finds on google.. Amazing country! Just wonderful!! … ah! The taste of humiliation.. well, I get you need to get used to that if you were born in Romania. I mean to say – humiliated for having no decent tourism/marketing campaign for your own country, of course. Very embarrassing. We hush Nadia home and we’re debating country marketing. Alex is going for another city recognition tour, while me and Costash we’re having a pick-up from a colleague of mine. It’s a company cultural night. We’re going to see “Jij verlaat mij voor dat ik jou verlaat”. After 30 minutes of the man and the woman singing in German, I quit thinking they’re ever going to speak Dutch. So I’m enjoying the emotion, the funky costumes, the expressivity and the overall plot and couple in-and-out love-and-hata-and-again, while Costash is wondering when it will end. Well, other people liked it too, so it wasn’t that bad. We come back from Amsterdam North, me and my colleague, after dropping the homegirl. Go to Leidseplein to a live music bar and enjoy the drinks. I go on the street to make an Alex pick-up. Later on we pick up Nadia. The team’s complete. We stay some more over there til it’s time to dance. We hit the Heinekenplein to the Cantindero, the Latin place to be. That is crazy, but amazing. We shake it and grove it til it’s too late to party for that night.

Next day, my friends are no more in the house.

maandag 27 juli 2009

MuseumNight

Intotdeauna mi-am dorit sa ma amuz noaptea la muzeu.
La noi in Romania au fost cateva asemenea seri, stiu ca a fost odata Alina la Antipa noaptea, da din pacate era totu luminat, asa ca nu a fost atat de surprinzator sa vezi curu de elefant sub reflector si nu sa ghicesti ca ce-i ba urs sau maimutza?!

In fine, dar ce faci daca e noaptea muzeelor in Amsterdam? Cat de tare!! Deja e-nghesuiala in oras. Atata lume a iesit pe strazi ca nebuna!! Si nu, nu sunt turisti englezi beti, sunt oameni culti pe bune. Pai si ce-avem in program?! O iesire cu rusii.

Ana rusoaica mea preferata apare cu barba-su si duba cu pop rusesc la maxim si in spate alt cuplu la fel de dubios si rusnac. Dupa 500m de condus, o baga la parcare, k transportu public e oricum gratis. Prima oprire e la Van Gogh museum. Unde imediat dupa ce stam la o coada de 100 persoane sau asa - zici ca suntem in club, asa e o inghesuiala – rusnacii cuplu 2 dispar pe la toalete.. Dupa vreo 5 minute ma ingrijorez si intreb daca fata e bine. Ana-mi zice ca aia doi si-au luat bautura cu ei in geanta si prin multele buzunare, asa ca s-au dus la toaleta sa se faca manga.

Deci bautura din holul muzeului nu se compara cu vodka de acasa.. pana la urma au iesit foarte fericiti din wc. In afara de tablouri, erau si niste oameni dubiosi care se plimbau sumbru prin muzeu, se mai odihneau in vreun pat sau asa.

Cea mai tare faza pe care am vazut-o acolo a fost un dj la mirosuri. Gen avea un sort de platane care functionau ca niste placi de la aragaz. In sensul ca erau incalzite. El masura-cantarea la diverse esente si prafuri, pe care le punea pe placa sau le sufla, iar niste ventilatoare imprastiau mirosul pe ritmuri muzicale. Foarte tare, frate! Sustin mirosurile!

Dupa atata muzeu, normal ca rusii 2 s-au bagat la wc. Dupa alte 5 minute am pornit spre un muzeu media. Acolo puteai vedea filme vechi olandeze pana la new media. Pentru rusii 2 a fost bine, k puteau sa bea in intuneric, pentru barba-su lu Ana, nu, ca nu vorbeste olandeza si s-a plictisit teribil. Deci a trebuit sa ne caram si sa lasam peliculele cool pentru o alta data, cu olandezi.. Rusii 2 au mai dat o dushca, sa-i tina pe drum.

Am ajuns la biserica noua – oare ce-o fi inauntru?! Mami, sa nu-ti vina sa crezi!! In loc de preot era un dj care baga muzica gen slujba. Da nu era vreun prohod, ci muzica de disco. Ne-am mai plibat pe-acolo si cand sa vezi! Coada ca la lumanari. Da era la bautura si gustarele. Am ajuns sa vad si cum se vinde vin, bere si spirtoasa in biserica.. din respect, rushii 2 n-au mai ingurgitat.

Purcedem mai departe la muzeul istoric al Amsterdamului. Dupa vreo 3 sali, rushii se intrebau unde e iesirea. Da muzeul e gen ca mergi din sala in sala si nu poti sa iesi direct. Cel mai grav ca nici toaleta n-o mai gaseau. Panica toatala. Barba-su lu Ana s-a enervat ca dupa ce ca ma uitam la tot, io mai stateam si sa citesc ce scrie la arta – culmea! Iar pe urma Ana s-a enervat ca rusii 2 erau deja betzi, li se terminase bautura si vroiau sa mearga la un bar sau ceva sa bea in continuare. Avand in vedere diferenta de pareri, rushii 1 au inceput sa se certe ca chiorii, in timp ce rushii 2 se amuzau teribil si betzi fiind, incepusera sa se mai si pipaie un pic. Io aveam dilema daca sa ma kinui sa inteleg ceva in rusa sau daca nu, can u-i politicos sa asculti oamenii cand se cearta.

Pana la urma baru cu mancare din Leidseplein a avut castig de cauza. Iar dupa ce a facut misto de ea juma de ora, Ana l-a iertat pe barba-su si s-au impacat. Rushii 2 erau asa fericiti ca au dat de bautura, ca zambeau oricum tot timpu. Ei nu prea vorbeau, se intelegeau mai mult din priviri, nu stiu daca de la bautura…

Apropo de asta, la masa de langa erau vreo 12 englezi la un bachelor party, pe care chelnerita i-a invatat sa bea tequila new-style. Mai precis, sarea nu o lingi, o tragi pe nas – ca si coca. Lamaia nu o storci in gura, o storci in ochi, iar apoi poti sa bei tequila. Ala de trebuia sa se insoare si cu cavaleru de onoare au trebuit sa faca onorurile. Si se auzea numai F*, F&, F%#@!! Asa da barbati!

woensdag 10 december 2008

Muzeu

Am mai fost la un muzeu. Pentru toti cei care mai vor sa ma vada, pe mine si Amsterdamul, am un tip: FOAM.

http://www.foam.nl/

Este un muzeu de fotografie foarte tare. Si atat.

Eh, ok, da, si m-am intalnit cu un baiat olandez care m-a dus acolo. Am descoperit pe urma ca e un tzaran. Da impresia buna despre muzeu ramane! :D