My mamma told me I’m special

I need to experiment some dark world – Paradiso should be the place. With Tricky on stage! This means I need to move! He’s playing tonight.

So what do you do when you need something or you’re bored? (Piu, besides getting a man? Yeah, you surf the internet!) especially – Facebook. The place you can find everything on. So let me just move my mousy mouse around my desk and get to the virtual place where everything’s possible – even to get a last-minute ticket.

I need to see this guy in front of a cinema.. I’m fuc*ing asking like 7 people where the cinema can be and no one knows. You bastards downloader’s! You cheap weak computer addicts! Go out more often, you couch potatoes. I just came to this city, what’s your excuse?! Well, anyhow, I get this Moroccan to show me the way and finally I meet this tall Dutch guy who just broke up with his girlfriend, so he’s going to sell one ticket and just figure it out if he can sell the other one, ‘cause any Tricky playing is going to remind him of his ex and he’s going to feel even more miserable, so just forget about it!

Why do I care so much, I’m just going to get my ticket. But then I don’t have change, he doesn’t have change.. I go again in search for yet another idiot to take me to a shop or open whatever. I need some change!! I end up in this bar where just to make me even more uncomfortable, the bar tender says he’s not going to give me change unless I buy something. Just give me a diet Coke, you asocial cheap frustrated fag bag! One Coke later and some more change in my pocket, I was finally able to buy the stupid ticket!!

And there I was! No, not in the crowd, I was just on the couch, drinking and talking to the other Oana, with no purpose whatsoever. I just thought – well, let me be fashionably late. Well, our talks were far too important and deciding the future of the world, ourselves and the others, so let it be filter to the world’s plans – we have the good ones!

Some drinks and stuff later, I realized I’m walking in on Tricky in a packed up Crowd at the Paradiso. Before taking another sound in my ears, let it be drinks! And then it all comes – the atmosphere is so so there!! All people – one body, one mass of melted personalities and hot bodies in the erotic blue night. I mean it’s so blinding black all around and then the blue spotlights warm up the stage is a kinky and nipple-arising way. The voice of Tricky can overcome evil. Or good. Such a porn superstar! He sounds like lust with a name.

I’m so warmed up by the light and the sound and I try to see more in the sweating squeezed crowd – they’re all so tall!! When I find the perfect spot.. but this woman, this woman in front of me – she thinks she’s at some metal concert. She shakes her head so badly I can swear she’s on xtc.. and she has these most erotic moves! But then again – that hair.. the blond sleazy hair!! She must have wanted to be special about it – not wash it for a week. Or 2! Rubbing it against my shoulders – I need to get a shower! And You Need to take a shower! Dirty bitch! And then I remember so many wrong concerts with so many stupid people and I think – at least she’s enjoying it so much, so let it be!

And Tricky’s moving the floor, people are lost in the darkness and sound – good sweet sound! And Tricky yells: My mamma told me I’m special!!!