Ally McBill este mic copil…

Nu am crezut niciodata ca o sa vad pe cineva la costum si in papuci, chipurile o arde finance.. pai cum frate sa vii in costum foarte elegant si in papuci? Papuci de-aia care iti lasa tot piciorul gol si au doar o bareta intre degete. Nu, nu.. asa nu!!

Dar ce ma mir eu de papuci, ca prin cladire umbla si alte obiceiuri.. cum ar fi sa iti bagi mana adanc in nas si sa te scarpini.. pe urma mai exista, dintre toate mi se pare cea mai tare – seful meu care isi scoate chilotii din fund in timp ce discuta linistit cu mine despre rapoarte.. foarte finutz de altfel. La fel si secretara – in timp ce discuta cu mine si cu un coleg.. deci sa lasam femeile la o parte, am zice, dar era si un mascul in incapere.. – dumneaei isi trage chilotii din fund, ii intinde in aer si ssplaaashh!! Lycra elasticoasa din ei se s-lipi pe fundul ei! Deci femeia si-a tras chilotii din fund cu zgomot intr-un birou de finance de parca ti-ar fi dat un dosar! Incredibil!! Frate!!

Da asta nu-I nimic pe langa discutiile pe care le avem. De exemplu le povesteam despre jocul cu bile pe care il avem in casa. Ala este un “jeu de boules” traditional si il joaca mai toti francezii. Da Banel de la noi de la job nu a auzit de jocu asta.. deci expica-i cum exita un joc unde tre sa ai iron balls.. normal ca a iesit o panarama. Discutia a fost continuata cu povestiri din sudul Africii unde au jocuri cu boi si cocosi, unde colegul meu avea the best cock. Cum sa te abtii sa nu razi.
Tot la mine in birou, pe langa cei 5 tipi pe invers, unde cel mai draguuutzz e sa iti faci complimente despre culorile camashii sau ce bine arati, fata, mai e si unul casatorit cu un barbat. Am uitat sa mentionez ca am un kinez care a purtat in 2 luni mai mult roz decat mine in toata viatza… si pe nuante de la pal la bonbon la intens, de care io n-as purta nici moarta! In fine, pe mine m-au intrebat cat de lesbi sunt.. asta venind de la un bi. Dupa care am inceput sa vorbim despre cine ce persoana de ce sex a pupat.. e normal, in birou. Cum e si normal sa spui ca am fost obraznic seara trecuta, m-am intalnit cu o fosta si m-am lins cu ea toata noaptea.. intimitatea e mai aproape decat credeam, iar Ally McBill este banala.. daca as scrie eu ce se intampla aici, as a vea mare success.. de fapt, as putea sa incep!!

Ca subiectele apar asa.. deodata.. cum vine un coleg si spune – bai stiti ce am citit intr-un ziar? Ca unu a ramas cu putza intr-o banca.. s-a excitat groaznic, a vrut sa i-o puna la banca (din parc) si s-a intepenit acolo. Pe urma au trebuit sa vina sa-l salveze (nu stiu daca tot descarcerare se numeste!!). Da ce porcarie! Zice el.. pai asa am mai auzit si eu in liceu cum spuneau ca ramane un tip intr-o tipa.. voi credeti?! Nu are cum sa fie adevarat!! Si pe urma au inceput sa povesteasca fiecare ce a mai auzit – cum ca bad a, s-a intamplat la mine in sat. Cum ca se intampla cand ramane cu testiculele in fata. Cum ca au mai auzit ca vrea un baiat sa-i faca o surpriza la o fata si ii pune un trandafir in ea, da de fapt are spini, care sunt intr-o directie si nu mai poate sa-i scoata din ea.. si tot asa. Fiind in tema, am povestit si eu de masturbarea cu becul cald la fete, care poate exploda.. banuiesc ca a auzit toata lumea, da olandezii s-au distrat teribil. Iar povestile pot continua… eu nu, ca mi se face rau.. de la atata distractie..

Zonder Franc kan ik niet overleven in Nederland

Franc kan van alles. Bankrekeningen regelen, verzekeringen regelen, voor verlorene pakjes zorgen dat die afgeleverd worden, een heel goede vriend zijn en nog wat. Nog wat betekent mij om 10 uur ’s avonds mij laten weten dat ik de beste ben of ’s morgens mij een moeielijke vrouw noemen, als ik over mijn leven zit te zeuren. En dat heb ik een keer of 20 gedaan:
- Toen ik eerst naar Nederland ben gekomen zat ik te zeuren omdat ik geen bakrekening kon krijgen omdat ik Roemeense ben. Geregeld door Franc.
- Daarna dat ik geen afspraak bij IND had. Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik de 900-nummers niet kon bellen met mijn stomme telefoon. Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik mijn cv in het Nederlands had, maar het was niet goed en niemand kon het nakijken. Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik mijn boeken vanuit Roemenie niet had gekregen. Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik mijn badge niet weer naar HP kon sturen. Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik nog voor HP moest werken en naar Amstelveen elke dag gaan terwijl ik nog moest studeren. Geregeld door Franc zodat ik niet meer daarnaartoe moest.
- Dan dat ik geen baan had – je krijgt wel wat iets voor jou! Troost Franc mij.
- Dat ik bij zo vele interviews ben gegaan en niemand wilt mij hebben. Toen was Franc ook zo lief om te zeggen dat misschien ben ik ook te goed voor hen.
- Dan dat ik geen werkvergunning had.
- Dat ik opeens meer aanboden krijg. Toen zei Franc dat ik lastig deed.
- Dat ik te veel moet studeren voor de faculteit en dat geen tijd meer had om leuke dingen te doen. Toen zei Franc dat ik een moeilijke vrouw ben.
- Dat ik genoeg al had van die 3 of 4 uur weg naar kantoor en terug en dat ik naar Amsterdam wilde, omdat ik ook een contract heb gekregen. Toen dacht Franc dat ik inderdaad de beste ben en dat ik zelf wel wat kan regelen.
- Dat ik zo blij ben en dat de godverdomme verzekering leveranciers wel iets kut van mij willen, wil je nog een keer bellen, Franc?! Geregeld door Franc.
- Dat ik rood wil staan en dat ik niet wist wat te vragen. Geregeld door Franc.
Daar zijn wij alweer. Mijn liefste leukerste vriend zonder die ik niet kan overleven in Nederland... enne.. ik schrijf dit allemaal gewoon omdat ik moest het erkennen, anders zou ik het nooit doen!!!

De la sex shop la smart shop

Pentru toti cei care m-au vizitat vreodata in Haga sau care au mai vorbit cu mine, se stie ca stateam deasupra la un Sexshop. Acesta era punctul de distractie al fiecarui vizitator, iar femeile se dadeau in vant dupa anumite items-uri mai deshukete..

Acum m-am mutat select in Oud West [citit aud vest], adica vechiul vest. Arata bine, este gezellig (vezi dictionar), cu restaurante si cafenele. Am de la restaurant italienesc si grecesc, la surinamez, javaian, etiopian, turc, african, chinez, olandez la ce mai vrei si inca ceva, si totul pe aceeasi strada. Acuma imi mai trebuie bani sa le vizitez pe toate.. Iar la capatul blocului am boem un canal. Dar nu de-ala de care zice tati ca e si in fata la ei si daca miroase urat mai vin vidanjorii si il golesc si pe urma e ok; unul cu apa si barci :)

Iar unde stau eu am sub camera mea un Smartshop. Deci am facut trecerea de la porno la drog. Sa fie sex, drugs and rock’n’roll in Olanda mea, atunci! ;)

P.S. Glumeam, mami!":)

Cafeaua cea mai scumpa

Stiti care e cea mai scumpa cafea din lume?! Pai una gen Lavazza da mai scumpa, tre sa fie italieneasca si foaaaarte buna. Ei bine NU!! Daca stiti, cititi:

Kopi Luwak
Kopi Luwak of Civet koffie
Dit is de duurste koffie ter wereld (ongeveer €720/kg) omdat de rijpe koffiebes gegeten wordt door de loewak, een civetkat. De pit passeert zijn maag/darmkanaal en krijgt door fermentatie zijn geliefde exquise smaak. Van deze koffie wordt maar heel weinig gevonden, vandaar de prijs en het exclusieve karakter ervan.

Het product komt onder andere voor in de Filipijnen (waar het Kape Alamid genoemd wordt), in Vietnam, in Zuid India en op de Indonesische eilanden: Sumatra, Java en Sulawesi.
Kopi is het Indonesische woord voor "koffie" en luwak is de lokale naam voor deze katachtige die de rauwe rode koffiebessen eet.Om de smaak zoveel mogelijk te behouden wordt de boon meestal licht geroosterd.

Ideea este ca exista o cafea care este atat de scumpa pentru ca boabele de cafea sunt mancate de o pisica salbatica. Aceasta le fermenteaza in stomac, dupa care le caca. Gustul extraordinar al acestor boabe cacate le face scumpe cat de 720Eur pe kil.. cafea d-aia sa beti voi cu familiile voastre le-am zis eu la olandezi dupa povestea asta. Sunt curioasa daca mami, experta in cafea, ar incerca :)

Cum m-am mutat in Amsterdam

Luni mergem sa ne arate Gabe apartamentul. Gabe este un american care a trait ceva vreme in Europa peste tot. Acum s-a decis sa plece in Spania. Norocul meu si al Oanei. Ca ne-am gandit sa ne mutam noi in acest loc. Foarte tare frate.

Prima data am vazut spatiul - un apartament pe doua etaje, unul sus, intri pe sus, esti la 2 si ai o bucatatrie superechipata, de parca iti vine sa gatesti si un living. Unde o sa live Costashul (cealalta Oana). Si apoi cobori. Acolo este spatiul meu. Un dormitor amplu si baia mare – are si jacuzzi, superdubios pentru un apartament olandez, ca de obicei au numai dush. Si exista un dressing mare, ideal pentru femeisi pantofi de femei.. serios!

L-am vazut, ne-a placut, ce ramane de facut... Am vazut cu se aprind/sting toate cele prin casa si astepat cu drag mutatul nostru de duminica.

Saptamana trece groaznic. Deja drumul spre job mi se pare prea lung.. in fiecare zi mi-e mai greu sa ma trezesc.. las oamenii pe strazi, ca n-au cum sa intre in firma fara mine.. ma simt torturata de o minte perversa si Haga mi se pare tranzit.

Dar iata ca vine ziua mutatului. Am un mare gol in stomac. Totul mi se pare dubios. De ce ma mut din Haga? Haga e orasul meu, acolo am familia mea si prietenii mei, nu sunt multi, da sunt ai mei. Nu mai stiu din nou cine sunt..

Si pana la urma cine e Costashul? Cine sunt eu? Cine suntem noi impreuna si ce fel de cohabitat o sa avem? Cum o sa fim impreuna? Toata lumea spune ca wanna si wanna suna excelent, barbatii se excita la ideea de wanna si wanna, femeile se intreaba.. suna intr-un mare fel.. si totusi?! Vom avea reguli de casa, vom... nu stiu.. e ceva nou pentru mine si pentru ea si Amsterdamul este altceva. Clar e ceva mai bun.. dar ce?! :)

De ce nu prind nici un jazz fest

Pentru ca beau prea mult.. pentru ca iar m-am distrat peste masura si pentru ca iar m-am trezit tarziu si pentru ca e asa de greu ca dupa o nopte de baute si de dans si de performance sa te trezesti de dimineata. De data asta la jazz fest chiar canta Jasper si mi-a parut rau :( dar voi puteti sa-l ascultati oricand. Si daca vrea careva sa organizeze un concert in Romania, sunteti invitati!!

Una dintre ultimele zile in Haga

Lydie e trista ca plec. Si eu intr-un fel.. pe urma banuiesc ca o sa fie greu sa ne vedem asa.. sau poate ca nu.. nici nu stiu, da e clar ca o sa fie altfel. Asta se simte si trebuie sa facem ceva impreuna, sa mai fim repede impreuna cat mai putem!!

Mergem sa stam de vorba la discutii de femei, cu ce mai face tipu ala si cine te mai place la job, daca te mariti cu Jasper si care e fantezia ta. De ce se insala in cuplu si care e secretul fericirii, da totusi tu de ce-ti inseli iubitul si cand. Daca exista fericire si perfectiune, daca vinul asta e bun si daca patronul chiar ne face cinste sau e la misto. Oricum era destul de tare.. glume distractie si am tinu-o asa pana la sampanie. Era ziua cuiva care lucra acolo. Prietenia se simte bine, e asa confortabil, parca nu-ti mai vine sa pleci.. din resto, din Haga, de langa Lydie si Fane.. oh well, sa lasam melancolia si sa incepem o noua viata..

S and M si alte d-astea

Daca tot o sa ma mut in curand la Amsterdam, ar trebui sa vad oamenii din Haga mai des. Zis si facut. M-am intalnit cu Lydie si Jasper ca sa o lekkerim la Jasper acasa.. fiecare cu ce avea in minte, ne-am apucat de povestit.

Daca Jasper a fost vreodata la curve. Nu. Da de ce nu? Pentru ca poate si pe gratis. Na, mintea olandezului cea de pe urma. Dar tu nu vrei sa stii cum e sa fii cu o profi? Pai nu, ca ea nu face nimic. Daca ii dai 50Eur doar sta, tu poti sa faci ce vrei si cand termini pleci… Bai da chiar asa?! Nu cred. Sau poate ca tocmai ca e profi este cea mai buna sip e urma vrei mereu la ea. Da pe de alt aparte nici eu cand vin la serviciu cateodata nu imi mai vine sa-mi deschid calculatorul.. poate depinde.. e si asta un serviciu, si cum se incearca peste tot sa fidelizezi clientul, de ce nu?!

De la asta am ajuns la ce fel de practici se pot pune in practica, ca sa zic asa.. Ei bine, se pare ca un amic s-a dus sa plateasca chiria si cand il vede pe Atlas cu globu pamantesc in spate, dar mai chinuit si intors mai mult cu curu.. zice asta – hmm.. interesanta pozitie pentru domnul Atlas.. iar astalalt cica, mda.. stii, noi organizam ritualuri sado-maso aici.. nu stiu daca ne-ai auzit vreodata?! Astalalt ramane socat.. pai nu prea.. aa, da, vin mai multi aici, si-i arata un perete plin cu biciuri, catuse, alte instrumente ascutite, dureroase si teshite.. hai sa vezi toaleta. Buda era transparenta, iar sub colac era o gaura, ca sa poata cineva sa-si bage capul.. se intelege.. Omul a plecat oripilat, dar totusi a ascultat noaptea si se auzeau cateodata tipete, intr-adevar, cu asa arsenal!!

Iar noi am ras si ne-am bucurat ca suntem normali..

100 Oana sentences on Oana and why Oana is Happy Happy Joy Joy on the 8th of the 8th of 2000 and 8.

1. Oana usually sees the sky bluer than it really is and sometimes likes to daydream when she looks at it.
2. Oana likes to read in the metro, but most of all in the train.
3. Oana thought: she wants a silent place where she can turn up the music.
4. Oana doesn’t know how the future looks like, but she’s sure that it’s more beautiful than last night, every day.
5. Oana cannot stand the Buchi crowd in the bus, when people smell like sweat and especially in the summer when the stink intensifies.
6. Oana hates the rain when she needs to go to work next to the sidewalk loaded with park cars, on the tram line, in Pipera, Bucharest and the mud gets to her knees, then she spends 15 minutes in the toilet to clean her boots up.
7. Oana always jumped over the railways so that she can tour the Herastrau Park around.
8. Oana has been taken to a world of magic when watching a theatre play at the National Theatre in Buchi.
9. Oana has said to herself “esti un tzaran idiot speriat ca-ti pierzi functia pe care-ai ajuns aiurea ca esti un dobitoc infect” when being told that she’s getting an ok evaluation after one year of extraordinary work put up by December 2007.
10. Oana thought she doesn’t like to work with people who don’t appreciate values and who are scatological snakes.
11. Oana is hesitating when asked to think of most wonderful thing that happened in her life.
12. Oana lets go when she’s in love, even though she knows what the consequences might be.
13. Oana doesn’t actually think much.
14. Oana just grabbed the phone and asked The Hague University if she can join the MBA programme, even if it was passed the deadline.
15. Oana covers herself sometimes when she feels the sun is burning her skin and always puts loads of cream on her face.
16. Oana couldn’t care less about the starving people in Africa; she’d rather do something about it and maybe adopt a child once.
17. Oana is observing the ants and the tree bark and the grass and the little flowers in the wind and the rocks and the small hills in the distance and the wind in her hair when going in the countryside at Cerna and taking a trip in the surrounding area.
18. Oana screams at people who make her mad, even in the office.
19. Oana never gets mad, but the exception gets her the nickname Red Thunder.
20. Oana understands why Roderick thinks she wants to convince herself that she’s a passionate person when she’s saying so many times that she’s a passionate person, but on the other hand she just thinks she is.
21. Oana has had the Stockholm syndrome once or twice.
22. Oana thinks the worst nightmare of your life is to see your best friend with a cut wrist and not to know if you’re closer to a nightmare or reality or that her friend is closer to life or to death.
23. Oana still loves the men she loved in her life, like a sister.
24. Oana drank too much beer at Motoare terrace and even learned the menu like a thorough bartender.
25. Oana dances till she drops to prove that she’s still the Dancing Queen.
26. Oana understood life’s not only about burying yourself in books and that her spirit is free, her imagination wild and artistic side strong when she went to Chisinau, Moldova for the first time.
27. Oana believes in God and music, cause they’re both saviours, but then she sometimes thinks God put music on Earth.
28. Oana thinks Mada is being funny when they’re getting into conversations about God and priests – but then again, who’s not?!
29. Oana admits that there more geniuses in the world, but one she’d have a statue for is William Shakespeare.
30. Oana cried several times because she thought she was no one when thinking what Alexander the Great had done by the time he was 17.
31. Oana got accepted by The Hague University and decided to quickly move to the Netherlands.
32. Oana was enjoying her job and especially the disgustingly crazy people she used to surround herself with, but needed to say goodbye.
33. Oana is absolutely sure she really doesn’t want to go to Montjuic in Barcelona after seeing the Picasso Museum over there and singing her song not to hear annoying Nadia.
34. Oana is Oana.
35. Oana reckons she’s never going to grow up.
36. Oana is glad her parents took her around Europe and she feels blessed with her lovely family.
37. Oana’s favourite relative is Stefan, next to mom and dad, but then there’s also Mioara and Monica and the grandparents, Teta Marica and Sofica and then she comes back to the previous point.
38. Oana found a warm helpful first friend in Franc when she moved to the Netherlands and she was indeed moved.
39. Oana always walks bear footed around and about unless some warm and carrying person would need to say her feet will get rough or she’ll catch a cold.
40. Oana doesn’t need to know about the Romanian politics, unless it involves certain funny characters.
41. Oana has already visited more museums in the Netherlands than the average Dutch.
42. Oana could find uses for most of the things people throw away, but she thinks her mother will laugh about it if she starts using some of that stuff.
43. Oana has had the strangest feeling of being a spirit and flying around The Hague when she first moved here, as she recognized all places, she was there, but she was not – and also found out that this happens to most of the people who move to different countries or places.
44. Oana also had dreams about all her friends and relatives when she moved to the Netherlands – and they kept on and on for a couple of weeks.
45. Oana smiles when a man says he’s sorry ‘cause most of the time she can understand men better than women.
46. Oana ist ein Morgenmuffel.
47. Oana will be an archaeologist and a theatre director when she’ll be old.
48. Oana can’t wait for the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam to be open again in 2012.
49. Oana still doesn’t understand why homosexuals still aren’t accepted in Romania, cause hiding is tough for most of them.
50. Oana is sorry she cannot be close to her team – forever Steaua Bucharest – but is going to take comfort on becoming an Ajax fan.
51. Oana has gone through hell and back with the university classes, exams, projects, business plans, but is proud she made it through the first semester.
52. Oana has seen The Good, The Bad and The Ugly so many times and in enough languages as to know that “quando si spara si spara, non si parla”.
53. Oana is een levensgenieter.
54. Oana was going to too many interviews and not getting any positive response that she got depressed.
55. Oana was most of the time remembering her happy friend Lia who always smiled about impossible situations – we’re good girls, we’re always managing.
56. Oana always promises she’s never having any drink again when she’s having a massive hangover.
57. Oana got called by a recruiter telling her they have a job for her and she jumped around the living room for so much joy.
58. Oana was seriously told by Helen her motto is “live now, sleep later” and she kind of agrees with Helen.
59. Oana guesses what most of her friends think about most of the things, but she insists on having her time of stupid jokes, unnecessary teasing and maybe a drop of aggressively annoying them, just to enjoy their reaction.
60. Oana sometimes misses all the swearing done in Buchi and wishes for one time to hear a Dutch man using “pula mea” when speaking.
61. Oana is sometimes having troubles when she sees all the nice people around her and all those persons not getting angry about anything, but the train that is 2 minutes late.
62. Oana was called by Anne Marie for a different job and her ego was tickled.
63. Oana got to the conclusion that Dutch is a useless language and you can always get by with English, but she’s too much in love with it to give us learning it.
64.Oana is reading “Komt een vrouw bij de dokter” and thinks she is not all that wrong about monogamous relationships.
65. Oana is a sucker for films and fancies about using certain lines, like “hasta la vista, baby”.
66. Oana is relaxed in the evenings and feels like smiling most of the times.
67. Oana is planning ahead and if things go well, she smiles again and if they don’t, she thinks of a better solution to it.
68. Oana is afraid of water and really wants to take swimming classes with all this water around in Holland.
69. Oana likes The Hague, though she heard different opinions and she’s happy she has Lydie to always take her out to a new place.
70. Oana appreciates her new friends in the Netherlands and even more, as they aren’t that much.
71. Oana bets her life on it that with some friends will stay friends forever, but then again – it happened before for her to be wrong.
72. Oana believes in coincidences, signs, horoscopes and other stupid things until she decides she’s being so stupid about it, even then she trusts she has a soulmate in this world.
73. Oana really smiles too much, but that’s because she’s such a positive person.
74. Oana got a better offer from Atradius and a permanent contract, so she’ll be moving to Amsterdam.
75. Oana would like to know how her family will go on after she won’t be on with them any more, if she ever manages to have a family.
76. Oana would like to smoke weed with her grandfather on her mother side one day, as she knows he wants that.
77. Oana had more mental troubles but decided to treat herself rather than share those with a stranger and get less than expected.
78. Oana is discovering she cannot remember stuff she used to do so well, but her mind is full with other things now.
79. Oana is a cat-person.
80. Oana was crazy about going to the South American Institute to see films in Spanish most of the times with Gigi and sometimes with Aida and have good girl talks afterwards.
81. Oana gets pissed when she knows a person is lying and the person is still not admitting that.
82. Oana is really considering writing a book about her life, but then even thinks if this is wise, because her mother is already advising her not to tell every one what’s going on with her life in public places as the blog.
83. Oana knows her mother is always right.
84. Oana likes most to sleep wearing just perfume and people who say her skin is so soft.
85. Oana is not always ready to hug good friends, even if it’s Geamy.
86. Oana loves the Dutch light and the huge sky due to the flat land and there are so many things she loves about the Netherlands that she’s not even going to begin about it.
87. Oana’s favourite city must be Paris and she also finds London amazing, but Amsterdam should be just brilliant as well and sure has more travelling to do.
88. Oana would much rather spend a night in a bar than a day in the park and would also rather live an intense short life than a long boring one, no connection whatsoever.
89. Oana just needs to have a preoccupation, as her energy is much too much for one body.
90. Oana was suspected few times of being a nympho, but she insists she’s not.
91. Oana adores the French “oui, oui, oui!”
92. Oana repairs her own jewels if something happens with them.
93. Oana cares about a great deal of stuff and would never make her friends feel uncomfortable, still she couldn’t give a fuck of people who are judgemental about her.
94. Oana flirts sometimes.
95. Oana raises her left eyebrow with more meanings than man can think of and imitaiting her is only an illusion.
96. Oana fancies simple things.
97. Oana can ride a bike and most probably can also do that while smoking a joint, as Roli would rather see her doing in Amsterdam, but doesn’t really sees a bicycle as a mean of transportation.
98. Oana’s life is a bit complicated, but she can most of the time sort it out.
99. Oana got together with the other Oana and they found themselves a nice apartment which they wanted to rent, so the owner got convinced by them and said ok.
100. Oana got her life back and she is happy happy joy joy!!

Dark Day

It’s morning. And it’s night. No, I said – it’s morning!! Won’t you look outside?! It’s really night!! I’m dragging myself to work, though I’m not really convinced it’s just not 4 at night and some one has just made a bad joke in setting all my clocks 4 hours behind – and we all know it can only be one person in that house to do so!!

I swear this is the darkest day I’ve ever seen in my entire life up to 11 in the morning!! It’s like some nights when there’s too much light and you think it’s day.. but then, the other way around. Like the time Corina and Andrei and I were looking out of the window and we thought it’s August, cause we couldn’t figure out more out of it..

So as to get more certainty into my life, I tried convincing Gabe that Wanna and I need to stay in his apartment!! You know, the apartment in Amsterdam, where Wanna and Wanna wanna move to.. belonging to some Gabe – this Gabe, our Gabe :) Unimaginable - he was considering other people for his beautiful apartment. This definately needed some show off of convincing skills! I included this in my e-mail:

we are really the nicest persons to stay there! This is because:
1. We're not consuming a lot of water, we're saving for the future generations!
2. We're very careful with fabric, so not going to throw all our clothes in the washing machine for a lot of washing.
3. Oana (her) is obsessed with cleaning up, so you won't find a messy place if you decide to visit.
4. Oana (me) hates washing her plates, even with a dishwasher available. I prefer eating more about 3 days from the same plate.
5. We don't cook much, so also low gas use.
6. We're not very loud, so won't bother the neighbours.
7. I also don't have curtains where I live now, so neighbours will enjoy the view.
8. I don't smoke and Oana is trying to quit, so not much smoke around.
9. Everybody loves us!
10. It's the first apartment we see and we liked it so much, we think we're meant to stay there :)

Waiting for the outcome…………