Paaldansles and Gotan Project

A wonderful lazy weekend morning, lovely! Ugh to spoil it, I’ll need to start studying.. well, oh well, exciting’s coming up soon, as I need to go to my first paaldansles.

In case you didn’t know, paal means pole, dans means dance and les means class, you put it all together and you get a magical pole dancing class. Shouldn’t be that difficult, you’ve all seen it at least in films.

I get lost in Amsterdam.. I’ve been living for a while here and I still get lost. No one ever heard of that street. I hope it’s not that kind of promiscuous place where men get mermaids on the dish. I finally get there – it’s an improvised salsa dance hall. I wonder how they salsa around the poles – that should be the new move!

Anyhow, we get it on, I manage to hang! Ok, now how do I do to roll around the damn metal thing?! Oh, ok, you can also do it around the rolling ones, they roll by themselves, but now we need to learn the real exercise, be technical! How much for the rolling one, lady, I think blood is going to come out soon from my arms. Being a bimbo is no easy thing, I tell you!

Excuse me, these women are professional, one of them was world champion and pole dancing is a very good sport. I can tell by the pain in every little muscle. I think I discovered new muscles!! Besides, I need hand and arm intensive care! But then when I’ll make it, baby, I’ll show you pleasure! LoL.

I got a brand new set of bruises – one of the size of China – I can bearly see half of my foot from the bruise.. oh, well, whatever, the night goes on to Gotan Project concert in Paradiso. This is really good!! Suppose the trick is to always expect less. But they showed intensive video’s on the screen behind, tango dancers and chemical music. Awesomes!